Some things that you probably don't know about me

1. I am lazy, so lazy but I always get upset with people who say I am like that;
2. I love to eat... if I live on a remote island somewhere deep in the ocean and nobody can see me, I will spend my whole time just to... eat off course;
3. I am always saying that I am a positive person by nature. In fact - I am not;
4. When I say :"I don't believe in horoscopes this means that I did not like my daily one;
5. I expect people to give me a lot, but a have periods when I don't want to give anything to anybody;
6. I hate my pimples so much and I want to scratch my face every time when I look at the mirror;
7. I hate the paperwork and I have done it every day for 15 years;
8. I don't want to be a millionaire, I just want to live like a millionaire!
... to be continued...